HUMPTY DUMPTY

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall."
How ridiculous! How in the world is an egg going to climb up a wall and sit on it?
Come on give me a break!

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."
Of course he or she had a great fall, even if he or she could get on the wall, how in the hell is an oval shaped, susceptible to rolling object, going to stay sitting on a wall.
Get real!

"All the kings' horses and all the Kings' men couldn't put Humpty together again."
Let's say for one minute we believe that we could put back together an egg that is smashed, lying in a yellowish, white blob on the walkway, how in Gods' green earth is it going to be put back together by a horse? A horse has no fingers.
DUH